Mady

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  • Cities:
  • Lasara, Annapolis, Chesnee, River Rouge
  • Age:
  • 35
  • Eyes:
  • Brown
  • Hair:
  • Dyed brown
  • Piercing:
  • No
  • Tattoo:
  • Yes
  • Bust:
  • No
  • Cup size:
  • 36
  • Bust:
  • B
  • Seeking:
  • Wanting Swinger Couples
  • Status:
  • Not married
  • Relation Type:
  • Discretion, Gentleness, Firmness, Tell Me What You Want

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Q: How is a pussy like a grapefruit? A: The best ones squirt when you eat them. Q: Why is a vagina just like the weather? A: When it's wet, it's time to go inside Q: What do the Waht and a pussy have in common? A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.

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They got teeth down there, and they'll bit off anything that get near it. A: Your palm Red! A dick has a sad life. A: The more you rock, the better you feel. A: a great ruined by a period Q: How do you know when your husband eats ext much pussy? A: So that when they are drunk, you can carry them like a six pack!

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Girl: My favorite is 16 Boy: why? Kourtney said to Kim "How come you dont have any hairs on your pussy" Kim replied, "Have you ever seen grass grow on a busy road? Somee Her snatch. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy and his owner beats him.

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Probiotics are a good way to ensure things stay at the levels they should. The little boy says to his mama: should I tell him or do you want to? Q: What do you call a policewoman who shaves her pubes? And not only that, but you can actually change what your vagina tastes like? A: Because crabs like bungee jumping too! When he gets off he rolls over and turns off the light.

Q: Where are you from? I'm not saying she's a slut, but if her vagina was a video game it would be rated E for Everyone. Q: Why do women have vaginas? The day after he kicks the chicken.

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A: A spiral pussy! Q: What do homosexuals and mice have in common? Q: Why is a Brazilian wax called the cabin strip? A: Put it in the shower. Girl: because you get 8 ate twice! Traditionally smellier things you ingest — spices, onions, garlic, red meat, dairy, asparagus, and broccoli — can have adverse effects in the taste department as well. A: Because it has a cockpit at one end of it Q: What is anatomy?

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A: The woman! What do you call the space between the twat and the shitter? Q: Puxsy do you call an Oscar winning film about a vagina?

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Q: Why are pussy pubic hairs curly? If you feel like your odor is abnormal, you should speak to your doctor immediately. Q: What's the difference between a eag and a cunt?

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Woman says, no way! Cheating is not an accident. His mama says if you kick the pig you get crappy bacon.

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Q: What does a nun and a gremlin have in common? A vagina is like the ppussy. None of them because they are all stuck up cunts! Moral Of The Story There was a cat by the lake and a sausage came floating by the cat put its paw in and wet its paw.

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A: Womb Raider Q: What do you call a Roman soldier with a smile on his face and a piece of hair between his two front teeth? His daddy walks through the door and kicks the cat. No Period Jokes either. Q: What's the smallest hotel known to man?

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Sam Bites into it and it taste just like a pusdy. The next day the boy kicks the pig. A: They both hate pussy! A: Good morning ladies. A: The box a penis comes in. Q: What do you call the space between the vagina and the arsehole? No Vagina Jokes. Shutterstock Diet can also play a part.

A "busy beaver" sounds like a derogatory term for a sexually promiscuous woman I use air quotations when I qant the word "vagina" because I've never actually seen one. Q: Did you hear about the blind gynecologist? Then a few minutes later a bigger sausage came floating by and the cat fell in. A Midi, a Maxi and a Mini.

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A: A Vagina Q: What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? I'm not saying she's a slut, I'm just surprised that Foursquare j not made her vagina a place to "check in" yet Guy: hey want to hear a joke about my dick never mind it's too long Girl: wanna here a joke a bout my vagina never mind you'll never get it Guy: wanna here another joke about your pussy never mind it stinks! He's 24, it's he's wedding night, and he's still a virgin.

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